Call out the cops, the county sheriffs, call out animal control and don’t forget HOMELAND SECURITY! My GAUD our home was attacked this evening by terrorists in black robes with certainly nefarious intent to do us irrevocable harm! My wife and I trembled in our shoes as our property was attacked by these malicious and dangerous terrorists! Please, all those who would save us from our environment do so!
OH! It was just a black bear and her cub passing peacfully through our property withhout a license nor approval nor whithall. One might think she was here first although I suspect she is younger than I and certainly her cub is. We have lots of trees on our property so if momma bear reads the CAMERA please know our trees are at your disposal for slumbering anytime you want.
Ed Bixby
Boulder
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